Allan Binalla

You deserve to have at least one sloppy night of dancing, kissing strangers and waking up the next morning with a couple of regrets. One of those regrets might be looking at your credit card bill and realizing that you were feeling yourself a little too much at the bar. Let’s face it, drinks at the club can be a little expensive and drinks taste much better when they are free! Here are a couple of tricks on how to finesse life and get free drinks!

It’s Your Birthday!

Whether it is your birthday or not. Just do it. Tell everyone at the bar or club that you are celebrating your birthday and someone has to buy you a drink! If they do not, move on to the next person… and the next… and the next until you find someone that will believe that you are actually celebrating your birthday.

“What Are You Drinking?”

It is time to put your acting skills to the test and play a little dumb tonight. Start flirting with a professional looking guy at the bar with a drink. Laugh at what he is talking about even though you cannot hear a thing that he is saying since Into You by Ariana Grande is playing in the background. After talking to him after a song or two ask what he is drinking, not that you actually care, and ask him if you can try. Take a sip of his drink and pretend that it is the best drink you have ever had, even if it is only a vodka cranberry. There is a chance he might just get you your own! If he doesn’t offer you a drink take another “sip” and make it a big one. 

Get Friendly with the Bartender

If you hit up the same spot every week it would be a good idea to know the bartender. You will probably have to start off buying drinks in the beginning. However, after becoming a regular there is the possibility that they bartender can give you and your friends free drinks!

Get Shirtless!

You have been hitting the gym and it is about time you show everyone the results you have been getting. Lure someone into your shirtless trap and get naughty on the dancefloor. After a couple of songs tell him you’re thirsty and hopefully he gets you a cocktail!

If you find that these tips do not work and you cannot afford to drink out. Try hosting a house party and tell everyone to BYOB and mooch off of them. You’re hosting the party and everyone should at least spare you a drink or two for being the hostess with the mostess!



  • Rob said:

    In other words be a hoe & say Bitch Please alot lol

    September 30, 2019

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