I Got Invited To A Hottie's Summer BBQ Party?!
The hottie at work finally invites you to his house for a fun bbq on his patio and you don’t know what to bring or expect?! That’s OK! JJ Malibu is here to give you a quick rundown of what to expect! After all, we are your best Judy.
You have to wear short shorts. No questions asked and no alternatives. You’ve been doing squats at the gym and it would be a sin to not show off all that hard work. Perhaps our emoji short shorts to show your eggplant bulge and peach bottom or even our booty short shorts! As long as your assets are showcased that is all that matters. In terms of tops, you do not want to be that guy that arrives shirtless. You can get shirtless later on. However, when you arrive come in tank top. JJ Malibu titty tanks are perfect for showing off all that body while technically being dressed. It’s our loop hole around the “no shirt no service, but I want to show off my body” dilemma.
It’s not summertime without those summer jams. If you have ever been to a party without music you would know how extremely awkward it is. Dead silence is a problem at a party. But playing bad music is even worst! Be prepared and create a playlist on your phone in case you have to become DJ. If you don’t know what songs to add simply put in some Ariana Grande, Dua Lipa, Cardi B and a couple of 90s Boy Band hits and everyone will love you!
Food & Drink
You cannot go to a bbq empty handed. You have to bring something. But the most important part is that you bring something and forget it! You have to forget it so you can make an excuse to pick up whatever you left at his house and have that hottie all to yourself!
We have covered all the basics to have you prepared for that hottie’s bbq party! Comment below if you have any other tips or any stories you'd like to share!