Bottoming is an art form. I said it. An art form that most of the time is severely underappreciated by these tragic tops. And like any art form, it takes practice, tips and tricks to perfect. Wouldn’t it be easier if we could just slap on some grey sweats and slides and head to the hookup like the tops of the world? Oh if only! No, us bottoms need some preparation and time before we partake in the fun and in this article we’ll be giving you the best beginner tips for bottoming!
Can’t Be Too Prepared
With bottoming, I think we all know that things that can get… messy. Especially if proper steps are not taken before doing the deed. Even if you are new to bottoming, you know about douching. Douching is the act of flushing out one’s rectum with water. If you’re a beginner, the first step for you is to buy your very first douche. Wow! What a moment in your career. Everyone remembers their first douche! It’s like your first car, first love, first time getting your eyebrows done… It's an event. Luckily, JJ Malibu has you covered with our Classic Mini Douche. The great thing about our douche is it’s perfect for travel! Because let’s be real, you never know when you’re gonna need a quick clean. Now I’m not going to sit here and teach you how to douche, that’s for you to learn on YouTube. I will however give you a quick tip, when filling up the douche be sure to squeeze out any excess air from the bulb. We only need water going up that bedazzling bussy and any way you can avoid gas is a plus!
"Only Bought This Dress for You To Take It Off"
That’s a Taylor Swift lyric from her 2017 (criminally underrated) album, reputation. How can this be applied to a blog article about beginner bottoming tips? I’m glad you asked Swiftie. Sometimes you have to dress up the goods to gain that extra level of confidence. However you feel most comfortable will be very important when you begin bottoming. It’s not all sunshine and rainbows when you begin so you want to at least look your best! Jockstraps do a great job at accentuating your bum and they are a major turn on for a lot of people. If you’ve decided lately taking it up the rear is your calling, definitely check out our new arrivals which feature only the sexiest jockstraps including the new Electric Jersey Mesh Jockstrap and the Bullseye Mesh Jock!
“It was like putting a watermelon into like a pinhole” - Snooki, 2010
The thought of beginning to bottom may be scary for some. And you know what? Rightfully so. I remember asking my straight girl friend if she would ever try anal with her boyfriend and she looked at me like I was from Mars. I was like “Calm down Jennifer, I’m only asking because your boyfriend keeps talking to me about it.” As Snooki so pointedly put it, the thought could feel overwhelming to some to say the least. Something that is crucial to bottoming is using toys to help stretch that…. Pinhole. Try the Icicle Butt Plug to help you practice before the main event. It can even be a sexy foreplay moment with your partner. Another ESSENTIAL (I capitalized because it’s exxxtra important) item to have going into bottoming is lube. In case you didn’t know, let me give you a little health class moment. Your anus does not self lubricate like a woman’s vagina does. This means you’re going to need to take a trip to your local drug store to pick up some lubrication! I would recommend you get a few different ones to test out if it’s your first time lubing up, or maybe ask your partner which one works for them. Side note: don’t let them answer with “Spit”. Not today satan.
It’s important to not rush anything in the beginning stages of your bottoming journey. You and your partner should have things like safe words and a game plan. Again, sometimes things don’t always go smoothly in the beginning but like with anything practice makes perfect. And in this case practicing involves pretty fun stuff. To all my aspiring bottoms reading this, go forth my friend and take that dick like the champ I know you are.
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Really encouraging blog.