4 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD SLEEP WITH THE PIZZA GUY!

JJ Malibu had the pleasure of working with Billy Santoro and he told us some of the most cliche porn character’s he has ever played. The #1 being the Pizza Guy! We decided to come up with the four reasons why you should sleep with the pizza guy!

1.HE’S GOT A CAR

Okay, it might be a delivery car but it beats taking the bus everywhere. Let him drive you around the city within the 15km radius of the pizza place. Don’t complain because the delivery car can come in handy when none of you can host and you are in the mood for sex.

 

2. HE’S A TOP

Sometimes it is hard being a bottom living in a bottom city. It’s been awhile since you’ve had fun. The last time you did was the circuit party you went to a couple of months ago when the weather was still hot. Your doorbell rings and its the pizza guy. You hand him the money and drop some of your change and when you bend over he checks out your plump ass. He is the top you need to end your dry spell!

 

3. THE SAUSAGE

If he walks in with a veggie pizza and you specifically ordered a meat lovers pizza with extra sausage that is not a problem. You can totally tell that he’s hiding all that extra sausage in his pants! Bon appetit!

 

4. FREE PIZZA!

You might sex him up so good that he’ll want more and you’ll probably want more pizza. Who knows, you two might arrange to be FWP (Friends with Pizza!) Sex and food benefits everyone. If after all these reasons you still don't want to sleep with him. That's fine. No free pizza, rides or sex for you.

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